Science can be a hard, demanding
subject. To lighten the mood, there are many science jokes suitable for both
children and adults. There are lots of websites that offer funny science jokes
for both kids and adults. For example:
Little Timmy’s teacher asks. What is
the chemical formula for water?"
Little Timmy says,
“HIJKLMNO!”
The teacher says, “Timmy, what are you
talking about?”
Little Timmy says, "Yesterday you said
it was H to O!"
More jokes like these can be found at
Ahajokes, BasicJokes, Julian
Trubin,
and Jokes
by Kids.
All are suitable for young children. For fun knock-knock jokes, riddles, jokes
and games, go to Funology. Teachers can go to Jokes4teachers to find science and other jokes to
tell their class. For an example of a couple of good ones:
What do you get when you cross
vegetables with a necklace?
A
food chain.
What do
you call angry bacteria?
A
cross culture.
Those
who want to read science jokes, as well as submit their own, can
visit
Jupiter
Science. For more cartoons and jokes related
to science, go to Science-Jokes, Jokesnjokes, and Netfunny. Sciencejokes offers science jokes, one liners and
songs. Some funny one-liners include these two:
A neutron walked into a bar and asks
the bartender, "How much are your beers?" The bartender says "For you, no
charge."
Two atoms bump into each other. One states "I think I lost an
electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?" to which the first replies, "I'm
positive."
For a more educational resource that
includes jokes, activities, worksheets and an abundance of science related
things to do, go to Teachnology. Science can be a funny subject when
given a chance!
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