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The Idiots Guide to Bushisms

We all know former President George W. Bush was not the best with words. There were several things he said that made us smile, laugh, and poke fun at him—the voice of the United States of America, could barely speak in comprehensible sentences. The funny words and phrases the former president uttered are now known as “Bushisms.”

About's Political Humor Channel has an extensive collection of Bushisms categorized by year. Each quote provides the date, and the occasion that warranted the quote. For instance, a quote on January 12, 2009, just 8 days before his presidency ended: "I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." If this isn't confusing enough, take a look at this one from the same day: "One of the very difficult parts of the decision I made on the financial crisis was to use hardworking people's money to help prevent there to be a crisis."

Slate Magazine presents a collection of Bushisms and provides video footage along with a time in the video of when the Bushism is spoken. Many of the Bushisms are shared across several sites, but the fact that there is video here to support the quotes certainly adds humor.

YouTube shows a CNN news clip covering the story of phonetic guides being included in former Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin's speeches, because like George W. she has issues with the correct pronunciation of the word “nuclear.”

Wisdom Quotes shares a vast collection of quotes from George W. Bush. If anyone needs a laugh, this is a great one.

Wikipedia defines the term “Bushism” as a word used to describe the public speaking faux pas by both former Presidents George H.W. Bush, and George W. Bush.

Too Stupid to Be President presents an interactive game where former President Bush is a cartoon pull string toy. Each time a user clicks on the string, one of the things Bush said that made him sound a little less intelligent each time is played.

Slate Magazine presents the Top 25 Bushisms of the presidency—a list of the funniest things Bush said over the years. Perhaps the best one on the list, “I'll be long gone before some smart person figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” At the bottom of this article, users will see a video compilations of these quotes.

Mind Prod shares a collection of the most well known Bushisms.

Guardian presents a fun random Bushism generator.

About's Political Humor presents a Top 50 Dumbest Quotes list from all the Bushisms over the years.

Bushisms were constantly added to the list of funny words and phrases or things that did not make sense, seemingly every time the man opened his mouth. There are collections of Bushisms from each year of his presidency that highlight his finest moments.


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