Crazy and funny video game quotes typically come from the older games. Some were meant to be funny, some were a mistake, and others had problems when the game was translated into English. Check out some of these funny video game quotes.

Bad Dudes: "The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?"

Baldur's Gate: "It may be a touch unladylike, but I'm gonna crush you I am."

Big Rigs Over the Road Racing: “You’re winner!’’

Castlevania: “Mankind ill need a savior such as you.”

DonkeyKong64: “Well finally, he's here for you. He's the leader of the DK crew. He's stronger faster and smarter too. He's the first member of the DK crew. His coconut gun, can fire in spurts, if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! A HUH! DK, Donkey Kong is here!”

Fatal Fury Special: “Your fists of evil are about to meet my steel wall of niceness.’’

Goonies 2: “Ouch! What do you do?’’

Magic Sword: “Get me escape’’

Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga: “Ouch, hotness! It is the overheat’’

Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga: "Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"

Megaman 8: “The barrier privates me from going there.’’

Metal Gear: “The truck have started to move.”

Metal Gear: “I feel asleep.”

Metal Slug 2: “Parental Advisoly.”

Pro Wrestling: “A Winner is You!”

Resident Evil: “You were almost a Jill sandwich.”

Super Chase: “Don’t underestimate the power of dolphin.”

Super Mario Brothers: “Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!”

Super Mario Sunshine: “Shine get.”

Time Crisis: “Welcome to Tangares base. You’re just in time for the dance party. I’ve arranged a dancing partner for you. Dance to the death!”

World of Warcraft: "My boots... they're like sausages. Look great, taste great. I tell you they're filled with nothing but the finest ingredients and meats, and you eat it, and you love it."

Zelda II The Adventures of Link: “I am Error.”

Zero Wing: “All your base are belong to us.”

Zero Wing:

Captain: What happen ?Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.Operator: We get signal.Captain: What !Operator: Main screen turn on.Captain: It's you !!CATS: How are you gentlemen !!CATS: All your base are belong to us.CATS: You are on the way to destruction.Captain: What you say !!CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....Operator: Captain !! *Captain: Take off every 'Zig' !!Captain: You know what you doing.Captain: Move 'Zig'.Captain: For great justice.

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